#TinFoilTuesday – Has anyone else ever noticed…
March 13th, 2012
Ben Bernanke Left / Mark Levin Right
…that Ben Bernanke and Mark Levin look freakishly alike? I mean like, way too much alike for this not to be some kind of conspiracy? And think about it: Have you ever seen Mark Levin and Ben Bernanke in the same room together? I think you know where I’m going with this: Ben Bernanke and Mark Levin could be the same person.
It would make perfect sense too! He spends all day at the Fed printing up money to pay for endless overseas wars, then his driver takes him to the radio station, where he ratchets his voice up a few pitches to disguise it, pinches his nose shut with a clothes pin to disguise it even more and make it sound nasally (and also because he can’t even stand the smell of his own b.s.), and starts speaking into a microphone to tell his audience of hundreds of thousands of voters to support more endless overseas wars. It all fits together so perfectly!
Then Ben Levin (or Mark Bernanke?) goes home, pours himself a scotch, morphs back into his reptilian form for the night, and then wakes up the next day and heads to the Fed to print money and start the cycle all over again. Look how alike they appear. I just can’t believe they’re not the same person. Either that, or they’re identical twins who are totally gaming the system from both sides and helping each other out. Ben’s presses pay for Mark’s wars. Mark’s wars help protect the global monetary hegemony of the dollars that come out of Ben’s presses.
I bet their mom is so proud. Anyways, thanks for bearing with me through that. I’ve been a little stressed lately by what’s happening in our politics, economy, and world. Anyone else feeling the same way? Sometimes you just need to take a sanity break, be silly, and joke a little. And seriously, have you ever noticed how alike they look? Blows my mind.
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